The Bird Bully Part 3

Stephanie, Dennis, we're leaving now. 

Dennis? All the numbers are on the fridge. 

- Good one. Extended play. - Dennis. 

What are you doing back there? Why didn't you answer? 

- Are you all right, sweetie? - I'm fine. 

- I was just playing with my friends. - I don't know. 

- Maybe we shouldn't go on vacation. - Come on, it's our big wedding anniversary. 

We're going to Puerto Vallarta. 

And I gotta spend a little quality time with the mamacita. 

Don't cancel your vacation just because of me. 

- I can solve my own problems. - Problems? What problems? 

Does it have anything to do with why I can't find your underwear? 

No! 

Bed-wetting is nothing to be ashamed of, Peanut. 

What? Just stop it, Mom! 

I don't have any problems except for you treating me like a baby. 

- Peanut. - And stop calling me that. 

Just go away and leave me alone. 

I, Zoc, call upon the elements: 

The wind that blows, rain that falls, fire that burns. 

Deliver your awesome power and transform my potion. 

Clacktiel. 

That was great, sweetie. 

I loved the smoke effects. Didn't you, Spindle? 

You... 

...rock. Curse upon your children. 

I don't think rocks have children, honey. 

- They won't now. - Okay. What's the matter? 

Hova, the potion is supposed to change color. 

It's not changing color. It's not changing color. 

I call upon the elements: Wind, rain, et cetera. 

Transform my potion and clacktiel. 

Clacktiel, clacktiel... 

- Maybe you're pronouncing it wrong. - How could I pronounce it wrong? 

- I made it up. - Take a break. 

Hova, perhaps you didn't notice... 

...but we were almost squished today, and the colony is in shambles. 

I am this close to finding a solution to the human problem... 

...and you tell me I need to... Hova, what are you doing? 

- Nothing, I'm not doing anything. - No. Wait. 

- No. - I'm simply walking towards you. 

- There's no reason to panic. - Wait. Now, Hova... 

- I'm just coming towards you. - Wait. No. Hova. No. 

Does it tickle? What about when I do this? 

Why are you laughing? I see you laughing. 

Don't make me clacktiel you. 

Well, I'm glad you two have something to laugh about. 

- Head of Council. - Hi. 

How nice of you to... It was unexpected. 

Forgive me. I was working on an experiment. 

Oh, yes, I see. 

Well, we were... How may I be of service? 

Zoc, attacks from the Destroyer grow more frequent. 

Our food supplies are now desperately low. 

The council was hoping perhaps you might have a solution. 

Fight back. We must stop the Destroyer. 

But thousands of ants would needlessly die. 

Perhaps if we could communicate, you know, just talk with the human. 

Oh, what a great idea. Let's have a nice chat. 

Well, hello, Destroyer. Gee, you look kind of tired. 

Why don't you just rest your feet on my girlfriend. 

Okay, oka... 

Sometimes you're a real stinkbug, you know that? 

Zoc, a war with the human is... It's impossible. 

A wizard knows no such word. 

- Whatever. - Bye, Stephie. Bye, Dennis. 

I love you. 

You kids mind your Elastigirl. 

Okay, goodbye. Have fun. 

Don't worry, everything's under control. 

A little help, please. 

I think it's your turn. 

Spat in the grass. 

Elastigirl, here's your... What are you doing? 

Preventing alien abduction, that's what I'm doing. 

Thank you. 

Dang crabgrass. 

See these? Airflow. Aliens hate airflow. 

Drives them nuts. And if they try to cut the power in the middle of the night... 

...these babies will wake me up. 

- We gotta be prepared. Tell your friends. - I don't have any friends. 

Well, who's gonna look out for you when you get old... 

...and your teeth are falling out, and them aliens are after you? 

- Dennis. - I'll look after myself. 

- Good night, Elastigirl. - Good night. Sleep tight. 

Don't let the bedbugs bite... 

...or creep into your ear and lay eggs in your brain.