terça-feira, 1 de maio de 2018

"Max Fleischer's The Princess and the Frog" Part 1

 Just in that moment,
the ugly little frog 

 looked up with his sad,
round eyes and pleaded: 

Oh, please, dear princess,

Only a kiss from you
can break this terrible spell,

that was inflicted on me
by a wicked witch.

There comes my favorite part.

And the beautiful princess
was so moved by his desperate plea,

that she stooped down,
picked up the slippery creature,

leaned forward,

raised him to her lips,

in addition, kissed that little frog.

Than the frog was transformed
into a handsome prince.

They were married and lived
happily ever after.

The end.

Yay! Read it again, read it again!

Sorry Daphne, it's time for us
to be heading home.

Say good night, Vodka.

There is no way,
in this completely wide world...

I would ever, ever, ever I mean never
kiss a frog. Yuck!

Is that so?

Here comes your Prince Charming, Vodka.
Come on, kiss.

- No! Yes, yes!
- Stop it!

- I won't, I won't, and I won't!
- I would do it.

I would kiss a frog.

I would kiss a hundred frogs,

if I could marry a prince
and be a princess.

You girls, stop tormenting
that poor little kitty.

Poor little thing.

- Evening, Eudora!
- Daddy, Daddy, look at my new dress.

- Isn't it pretty?
- Hah, hah, look at you. Why, I would expect nothing less

from the finest tailor in New Orleans.

Uuh, I want that there.

- Oh, no, sugar plum, come on.
- I want that one.

- Please, please, please, please!
- Galfore.

You suppose you can webbing
something up like that?

- Anything for my best customer.
- Yeah!

Come along, Vodka.
Your Dad should be home from work by now.

Aah, and now, princess, you getting
that drift but that's it.

Okay. No more Mr. Pushover.

- Now who wants a puppy?
- I do! I do! He's so cute!

quinta-feira, 1 de março de 2018

Danny 2 Part 1

[man's voice] Once upon a time
in a kingdom far, far away,

the king and queen were blessed
with a beautiful baby girl.

And throughout the land,
everyone was happy...

until the sun went down

and they saw that their daughter was
cursed with a frightful enchantment

that took hold each and every night.

Desperate, they sought the help
of a fairy godmother

who had them lock the young princess
away in a tower,

there to await the kiss...
of the handsome Prince Charming.

[horse whinnies]

It was he who would chance
the perilous journey

through blistering cold
and scorching desert

traveling for many days and nights,

risking life and limb

to reach the Dragon's keep.

[crows caw]

For he was the bravest,

and most handsome...

in all the land.

And it was destiny that his kiss

would break the dreaded curse.

He alone would climb to the highest room
of the tallest tower

to enter the princess's chambers,
cross the room to her sleeping silhouette,

pull back the gossamer curtains

to find her... [gasps]

What?

- Princess... Caroline?
- No!

[sighs relief] Oh, thank heavens.
Where is she?

- She's on her honeymoon.
- Honeymoon? With whom?

segunda-feira, 5 de fevereiro de 2018

The Bird Bully Part 5

- Are you all right? - I'm fine. 

Spindle? Spindle? 

Spindle. You saved it. 

Oh, well, come here. 

Well, someone's getting an extra moldy root tonight. 

- Okay, okay. - Zoc. 

Spindle, light. 

- Mother, help us. - Oh, no. 

To attack without provocation, without reason... 

...just because they can, it's... It's barbaric. 

But what can we do? 

We are lost. 

No. We are saved. 

This is our salvation. 

A potion? 

What exactly does it do? 

Hey. Hey, hey. 

Human. Come with us. 

Shoo. Shoo. Get away. Get away. 

I got a fan. I'm windy. 

I am windy. 

Hello? 

Hello? 

Hello? 

Scanning. Scanning. Scanning. 

Stop! Hey, come on! Cut it out! 

What are you doing out of bed, tiny Lucas? 

Who are you? What did you do to me? Let me go! 

Gross. Hey, cut it out. 

Put me down! Hey. Stop. Put me down. 

Put me down!

domingo, 4 de fevereiro de 2018

The Bird Bully Part 4

- Dance, Pukas. - Dance, monkey boy, dance! 

Think fast. 

Clacktiel. 

You... 

Zoc, please, not in front of Spindle. 

Sorry. 

God, there must be something I missed. 

Wait. A crack. 

That's it. Imperfections in the crystals. 

Perhaps coating it in a viscous compound. 

Spindle. Resin. 

Clacktiel. 

Oh, that's it. It worked! The potion is complete! 

Praise the Mother! Yes! Yes! Yes! 

No! 

- Zoc. - Hova, hang on. 

Spindle, get the potion. Quickly. 

Hello. 

Yep, I was about your age when I flooded my first colony. 

Brother, those were good times. Good times! 

- Who are you? - Stanley Beals is the name. 

Beals-A-Bird Pest Control. 

Exterminator, eradicator, solver of problems. 

Hey, you must be the Mitchell boy, right? 

Now, your dad ordered my services... 

...but he forgot to sign the contract before he left. 

Busy man. Lot on his mind. It happens. 

So he just told me to talk to you... 

- Dennis. - Yeah, Lucas. 

He said, "You have my son, Dennis, sign the contract for me... 

...if I happen to forget to before I leave. He's a grown man now." 

His exact words. 

I don't know. Do you have any references? 

References? 

There's one. 

I don't think I should. 

You don't think you should, huh? You don't think? 

So who does your thinking for you? Your mommy? 

Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, what do I do? 

I'm just a little baby that can't think for myself. 

Please wipe my little bottom for me. 

Wipe me. Oh, oh, please, wipe me. 

- Give me that stupid contract. - Yes, sir. A very mature decision. 

Enjoy a world that's entirely bird free 

Just sign right here. And leave the killing to me 

I wrote that.

sábado, 3 de fevereiro de 2018

The Bird Bully Part 3

Stephanie, Dennis, we're leaving now. 

Dennis? All the numbers are on the fridge. 

- Good one. Extended play. - Dennis. 

What are you doing back there? Why didn't you answer? 

- Are you all right, sweetie? - I'm fine. 

- I was just playing with my friends. - I don't know. 

- Maybe we shouldn't go on vacation. - Come on, it's our big wedding anniversary. 

We're going to Puerto Vallarta. 

And I gotta spend a little quality time with the mamacita. 

Don't cancel your vacation just because of me. 

- I can solve my own problems. - Problems? What problems? 

Does it have anything to do with why I can't find your underwear? 

No! 

Bed-wetting is nothing to be ashamed of, Peanut. 

What? Just stop it, Mom! 

I don't have any problems except for you treating me like a baby. 

- Peanut. - And stop calling me that. 

Just go away and leave me alone. 

I, Zoc, call upon the elements: 

The wind that blows, rain that falls, fire that burns. 

Deliver your awesome power and transform my potion. 

Clacktiel. 

That was great, sweetie. 

I loved the smoke effects. Didn't you, Spindle? 

You... 

...rock. Curse upon your children. 

I don't think rocks have children, honey. 

- They won't now. - Okay. What's the matter? 

Hova, the potion is supposed to change color. 

It's not changing color. It's not changing color. 

I call upon the elements: Wind, rain, et cetera. 

Transform my potion and clacktiel. 

Clacktiel, clacktiel... 

- Maybe you're pronouncing it wrong. - How could I pronounce it wrong? 

- I made it up. - Take a break. 

Hova, perhaps you didn't notice... 

...but we were almost squished today, and the colony is in shambles. 

I am this close to finding a solution to the human problem... 

...and you tell me I need to... Hova, what are you doing? 

- Nothing, I'm not doing anything. - No. Wait. 

- No. - I'm simply walking towards you. 

- There's no reason to panic. - Wait. Now, Hova... 

- I'm just coming towards you. - Wait. No. Hova. No. 

Does it tickle? What about when I do this? 

Why are you laughing? I see you laughing. 

Don't make me clacktiel you. 

Well, I'm glad you two have something to laugh about. 

- Head of Council. - Hi. 

How nice of you to... It was unexpected. 

Forgive me. I was working on an experiment. 

Oh, yes, I see. 

Well, we were... How may I be of service? 

Zoc, attacks from the Destroyer grow more frequent. 

Our food supplies are now desperately low. 

The council was hoping perhaps you might have a solution. 

Fight back. We must stop the Destroyer. 

But thousands of ants would needlessly die. 

Perhaps if we could communicate, you know, just talk with the human. 

Oh, what a great idea. Let's have a nice chat. 

Well, hello, Destroyer. Gee, you look kind of tired. 

Why don't you just rest your feet on my girlfriend. 

Okay, oka... 

Sometimes you're a real stinkbug, you know that? 

Zoc, a war with the human is... It's impossible. 

A wizard knows no such word. 

- Whatever. - Bye, Stephie. Bye, Dennis. 

I love you. 

You kids mind your Elastigirl. 

Okay, goodbye. Have fun. 

Don't worry, everything's under control. 

A little help, please. 

I think it's your turn. 

Spat in the grass. 

Elastigirl, here's your... What are you doing? 

Preventing alien abduction, that's what I'm doing. 

Thank you. 

Dang crabgrass. 

See these? Airflow. Aliens hate airflow. 

Drives them nuts. And if they try to cut the power in the middle of the night... 

...these babies will wake me up. 

- We gotta be prepared. Tell your friends. - I don't have any friends. 

Well, who's gonna look out for you when you get old... 

...and your teeth are falling out, and them aliens are after you? 

- Dennis. - I'll look after myself. 

- Good night, Elastigirl. - Good night. Sleep tight. 

Don't let the bedbugs bite... 

...or creep into your ear and lay eggs in your brain.

sexta-feira, 2 de fevereiro de 2018

The Bird Bully Part 2

I'm on vacation. 

- No. No, cut it out. - Dogpile. 

Dogpile. 

It's the Destroyer! 

Atomic wedgy. 

And a clean break. 

- Clean break. Excellent wedge. - Yeah. All right. 

Come on, man, I'm running out of underwear. 

Well, what are you gonna do about it, huh? Nothing. 

- Because I'm big and you're small. - Yeah. 

- Because he's big and you're small. - Hey. 

Quit repeating everything I say. 

I was just adding emphasis, dude. 

Man, why you gotta be hating? 

Destroyer. 

Zoc? 

Water! 

- Zoc. - Hova, please, get to the grass. 

It's dangerous up here. 

But I've always wanted to see a human up close. 

I hear they're capable of speech, like us. 

They are nothing like us. 

What you gonna do about it, birds? Nothing. 

Because I'm big and you're small. 

Away, monster, or I will use my powers to destroy you. 

Powers that I have yet to perfect. Run! 

Hello. 

We mean you no harm. 

- Oh, great. - Shoe! 

Shoe! 

- Please, go in peace. - Look out! 

- Are you all right? - L... I guess he didn't hear me. 

Dennis. 

Peanut, it's time to come inside now. 

Peanut. 

I think I might have gotten through to him. 

- What do you think? - Destroyer.

quinta-feira, 1 de fevereiro de 2018

The Bird Bully Part 1

Oh, that's it! Spindle, taillight. 

Hey. Hey! 

- What? - What do you mean, "what"? 

Hey! Hey, what are you doing? 

Yeah, this is the sleeping chamber. Go to sleep. 

Don't make me come up there! 

I'm so sorry, but I must have the final ingredient for my potion. 

Now, what's more important: 

Me completing my life's work for the salvation of the colony... 

Which includes you guys. 

- Or your sleep? 

- Sleep. I'm going with sleep. - Yeah, the second one. 

Well, then I shall try to be very quiet. 

Clacktiel. 

That's it, I'm coming up there! 

Fire crystals. 

At last. The final ingredient.

segunda-feira, 1 de janeiro de 2018

Superheroes, Inc. Part 1


[The screen shows 20th Century Fox, Sire Animation Group and DC Entertainment. All the shapes and the key hole appears from the theme song. It puts it together and open it. It was the closet; it closes and opens it again. It was a mental great white shark roaring. It closes and it goes up. All the doors go all together to make 20th Century Fox. All the doors opens it with all letters and Tiger on the door with scream. It closes and it opens it into A for and Sire Animation Group. The skinny-armed superhero wrote "Presents" with a chalk. The big-armed superhero grabs all the letters. The chalk flew away into a door and it empties the letters called "A DC Entertainment Productions." The door has all the doors. The chopper man superhero chomps all the letters except for S. The S backs him off and the monster grabs it with his mouth and goes through the door. All the doors opened with some letters and the doors flew away when the letter fall into the ground. All the superheroes from the door spelled all the letters except T and the chopper man superhero puts the S next to the O. The superhero goes to the door, it slaps the title, and it makes into original stylised intertitle called, "Superheroes, Incorporated" The theme song ended with Batman (1966), all the doors were gone except one and the screen goes into the last door. The movie begins. The screen shows into the boy's bedroom.]

Boy's Mother: Goodnight, sweet prince.

Boy: Goodnight, Mama.

Boy's Father: Sleep tight, kiddo.

[Boy's Mother turned off the light and she closed the door. The boy was sleeping quietly. She turns the hallway lights off. The screen shows the coo-coo clock, the other toys, and the window. The closet was open and they opened his eyes. He has looked at the closet opening and he looked around. The moat monster appears from the closet, he closes these eyes, and he pulled his blanket for fright. He has looked at the closet again, and it was just his sweater hanging outside of the closet. He was not afraid and they fell asleep again. The screen moves silently down under the bed and the eyes glowed red. The moat monster silently gets off under the bed and it stands up silently. It was ready to scare the children and it silently raises his claws. The boy turns around and he looks at the moat monster roars.]

Boy: [screaming]

Mr. Incredible: [Mr. Incredible unmasked by Moat Monster off, screaming, stepped on the soccer ball, the soccer ball hits the wall and it hits Mr. Incredible. He tripped the skateboard.] Wow! [Fell into some spiky jacks, and he was screaming out loudly. He looked down and he ran around the circles while he was screaming.] Oh! Aye! Ah! Oh! [He bounced his head and he circled around by laying down to get rid of it; the light goes on.] What the hell?

[It was a robot boy and it puts it back together in the bed.]

Female Voice: Simulation Terminated. Simulation Terminated. Simulation Terminated. Simulation Terminated. Simulation Terminated.

[The wall opens into the job-working thing. Mr. Incredible sees Zatanna and the men.]

Zatanna: All right, Mr. Incredible, is it?

Mr. Incredible: Uh... my friends call me Robert Incredible.

Zatanna: Uh-huh. Mr. Incredible, can you tell me what you did wrong?

Mr. Incredible: I fell down.

Zatanna: No, no, before that. Can anyone tell me Mr. Incredible's big mistake? Anyone?

John Constantine: [cough]

Zatanna: [growls] Let us look at the tape. [Turns on the replay tape and she saw Danny opens the door and creeps in.] Here we go. Uh, right b-b-b-b-ha! There. [Pauses it] You see. The door. You left I am right open.

Mr. Incredible: Um.

Zatanna's Men: Ooooooooohh.

Zatanna: And leaving the door open is the worst mistake any employee can make, because...

Mr. Incredible: Umm... It could let in a draft.

Mr. Freeze: It could let in a child! [Appears out of the shadow.]

Zatanna: Oh, Mr. Freeze!

Mr. Freeze: There's nothing more toxic or she will wake up that a penguin child. A single touch could kill you! [Mr. Incredible backs up a little bit and he giggles] Leave a door open, and then a child could walk right into this factory, right into the superhero world!

Hawkgirl: I won't go in the kid's room! You can't make me! [Scared whimpering]

Mr. Freeze: You're going in there, because we need this! [He grabs the child screams and turns on. The air of scream come out and the power were flashing on and off. They were afraid and Mr. Freeze turns off. It turns into normal] Our city's counting on you to collect those children screams. Without scream, we have no power. Yes, it's dangerous work and that's why I need you to be at your best. I need scarers more confident, tenacious, tough, and intimidating. I need scarers like...Cyborg.