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"Max Fleischer's The Princess and the Frog" Part 1

 Just in that moment,
the ugly little frog 

 looked up with his sad,
round eyes and pleaded: 

Oh, please, dear princess,

Only a kiss from you
can break this terrible spell,

that was inflicted on me
by a wicked witch.

There comes my favorite part.

And the beautiful princess
was so moved by his desperate plea,

that she stooped down,
picked up the slippery creature,

leaned forward,

raised him to her lips,

in addition, kissed that little frog.

Than the frog was transformed
into a handsome prince.

They were married and lived
happily ever after.

The end.

Yay! Read it again, read it again!

Sorry Daphne, it's time for us
to be heading home.

Say good night, Vodka.

There is no way,
in this completely wide world...

I would ever, ever, ever I mean never
kiss a frog. Yuck!

Is that so?

Here comes your Prince Charming, Vodka.
Come on, kiss.

- No! Yes, yes!
- Stop it!

- I won't, I won't, and I won't!
- I would do it.

I would kiss a frog.

I would kiss a hundred frogs,

if I could marry a prince
and be a princess.

You girls, stop tormenting
that poor little kitty.

Poor little thing.

- Evening, Eudora!
- Daddy, Daddy, look at my new dress.

- Isn't it pretty?
- Hah, hah, look at you. Why, I would expect nothing less

from the finest tailor in New Orleans.

Uuh, I want that there.

- Oh, no, sugar plum, come on.
- I want that one.

- Please, please, please, please!
- Galfore.

You suppose you can webbing
something up like that?

- Anything for my best customer.
- Yeah!

Come along, Vodka.
Your Dad should be home from work by now.

Aah, and now, princess, you getting
that drift but that's it.

Okay. No more Mr. Pushover.

- Now who wants a puppy?
- I do! I do! He's so cute!

Danny 2 Part 1

[man's voice] Once upon a time
in a kingdom far, far away,

the king and queen were blessed
with a beautiful baby girl.

And throughout the land,
everyone was happy...

until the sun went down

and they saw that their daughter was
cursed with a frightful enchantment

that took hold each and every night.

Desperate, they sought the help
of a fairy godmother

who had them lock the young princess
away in a tower,

there to await the kiss...
of the handsome Prince Charming.

[horse whinnies]

It was he who would chance
the perilous journey

through blistering cold
and scorching desert

traveling for many days and nights,

risking life and limb

to reach the Dragon's keep.

[crows caw]

For he was the bravest,

and most handsome...

in all the land.

And it was destiny that his kiss

would break the dreaded curse.

He alone would climb to the highest room
of the tallest tower

to enter the princess's chambers,
cross the room to her sleeping silhouette,

pull back the gossamer curtains

to find her... [gasps]

What?

- Princess... Caroline?
- No!

[sighs relief] Oh, thank heavens.
Where is she?

- She's on her honeymoon.
- Honeymoon? With whom?

The Bird Bully Part 5

- Are you all right? - I'm fine. 

Spindle? Spindle? 

Spindle. You saved it. 

Oh, well, come here. 

Well, someone's getting an extra moldy root tonight. 

- Okay, okay. - Zoc. 

Spindle, light. 

- Mother, help us. - Oh, no. 

To attack without provocation, without reason... 

...just because they can, it's... It's barbaric. 

But what can we do? 

We are lost. 

No. We are saved. 

This is our salvation. 

A potion? 

What exactly does it do? 

Hey. Hey, hey. 

Human. Come with us. 

Shoo. Shoo. Get away. Get away. 

I got a fan. I'm windy. 

I am windy. 

Hello? 

Hello? 

Hello? 

Scanning. Scanning. Scanning. 

Stop! Hey, come on! Cut it out! 

What are you doing out of bed, tiny Lucas? 

Who are you? What did you do to me? Let me go! 

Gross. Hey, cut it out. 

Put me down! Hey. Stop. Put me down. 

Put me down!

The Bird Bully Part 4

- Dance, Pukas. - Dance, monkey boy, dance! 

Think fast. 

Clacktiel. 

You... 

Zoc, please, not in front of Spindle. 

Sorry. 

God, there must be something I missed. 

Wait. A crack. 

That's it. Imperfections in the crystals. 

Perhaps coating it in a viscous compound. 

Spindle. Resin. 

Clacktiel. 

Oh, that's it. It worked! The potion is complete! 

Praise the Mother! Yes! Yes! Yes! 

No! 

- Zoc. - Hova, hang on. 

Spindle, get the potion. Quickly. 

Hello. 

Yep, I was about your age when I flooded my first colony. 

Brother, those were good times. Good times! 

- Who are you? - Stanley Beals is the name. 

Beals-A-Bird Pest Control. 

Exterminator, eradicator, solver of problems. 

Hey, you must be the Mitchell boy, right? 

Now, your dad ordered my services... 

...but he forgot to sign the contract before he left. 

Busy man. Lot on his mind. It happens. 

So he just told me to talk to you... 

- Dennis. - Yeah, Lucas. 

He said, "You have my son, Dennis, sign the contract for me... 

...if I happen to forget to before I leave. He's a grown man now." 

His exact words. 

I don't know. Do you have any references? 

References? 

There's one. 

I don't think I should. 

You don't think you should, huh? You don't think? 

So who does your thinking for you? Your mommy? 

Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, what do I do? 

I'm just a little baby that can't think for myself. 

Please wipe my little bottom for me. 

Wipe me. Oh, oh, please, wipe me. 

- Give me that stupid contract. - Yes, sir. A very mature decision. 

Enjoy a world that's entirely bird free 

Just sign right here. And leave the killing to me 

I wrote that.

The Bird Bully Part 3

Stephanie, Dennis, we're leaving now. 

Dennis? All the numbers are on the fridge. 

- Good one. Extended play. - Dennis. 

What are you doing back there? Why didn't you answer? 

- Are you all right, sweetie? - I'm fine. 

- I was just playing with my friends. - I don't know. 

- Maybe we shouldn't go on vacation. - Come on, it's our big wedding anniversary. 

We're going to Puerto Vallarta. 

And I gotta spend a little quality time with the mamacita. 

Don't cancel your vacation just because of me. 

- I can solve my own problems. - Problems? What problems? 

Does it have anything to do with why I can't find your underwear? 

No! 

Bed-wetting is nothing to be ashamed of, Peanut. 

What? Just stop it, Mom! 

I don't have any problems except for you treating me like a baby. 

- Peanut. - And stop calling me that. 

Just go away and leave me alone. 

I, Zoc, call upon the elements: 

The wind that blows, rain that falls, fire that burns. 

Deliver your awesome power and transform my potion. 

Clacktiel. 

That was great, sweetie. 

I loved the smoke effects. Didn't you, Spindle? 

You... 

...rock. Curse upon your children. 

I don't think rocks have children, honey. 

- They won't now. - Okay. What's the matter? 

Hova, the potion is supposed to change color. 

It's not changing color. It's not changing color. 

I call upon the elements: Wind, rain, et cetera. 

Transform my potion and clacktiel. 

Clacktiel, clacktiel... 

- Maybe you're pronouncing it wrong. - How could I pronounce it wrong? 

- I made it up. - Take a break. 

Hova, perhaps you didn't notice... 

...but we were almost squished today, and the colony is in shambles. 

I am this close to finding a solution to the human problem... 

...and you tell me I need to... Hova, what are you doing? 

- Nothing, I'm not doing anything. - No. Wait. 

- No. - I'm simply walking towards you. 

- There's no reason to panic. - Wait. Now, Hova... 

- I'm just coming towards you. - Wait. No. Hova. No. 

Does it tickle? What about when I do this? 

Why are you laughing? I see you laughing. 

Don't make me clacktiel you. 

Well, I'm glad you two have something to laugh about. 

- Head of Council. - Hi. 

How nice of you to... It was unexpected. 

Forgive me. I was working on an experiment. 

Oh, yes, I see. 

Well, we were... How may I be of service? 

Zoc, attacks from the Destroyer grow more frequent. 

Our food supplies are now desperately low. 

The council was hoping perhaps you might have a solution. 

Fight back. We must stop the Destroyer. 

But thousands of ants would needlessly die. 

Perhaps if we could communicate, you know, just talk with the human. 

Oh, what a great idea. Let's have a nice chat. 

Well, hello, Destroyer. Gee, you look kind of tired. 

Why don't you just rest your feet on my girlfriend. 

Okay, oka... 

Sometimes you're a real stinkbug, you know that? 

Zoc, a war with the human is... It's impossible. 

A wizard knows no such word. 

- Whatever. - Bye, Stephie. Bye, Dennis. 

I love you. 

You kids mind your Elastigirl. 

Okay, goodbye. Have fun. 

Don't worry, everything's under control. 

A little help, please. 

I think it's your turn. 

Spat in the grass. 

Elastigirl, here's your... What are you doing? 

Preventing alien abduction, that's what I'm doing. 

Thank you. 

Dang crabgrass. 

See these? Airflow. Aliens hate airflow. 

Drives them nuts. And if they try to cut the power in the middle of the night... 

...these babies will wake me up. 

- We gotta be prepared. Tell your friends. - I don't have any friends. 

Well, who's gonna look out for you when you get old... 

...and your teeth are falling out, and them aliens are after you? 

- Dennis. - I'll look after myself. 

- Good night, Elastigirl. - Good night. Sleep tight. 

Don't let the bedbugs bite... 

...or creep into your ear and lay eggs in your brain.

The Bird Bully Part 2

I'm on vacation. 

- No. No, cut it out. - Dogpile. 

Dogpile. 

It's the Destroyer! 

Atomic wedgy. 

And a clean break. 

- Clean break. Excellent wedge. - Yeah. All right. 

Come on, man, I'm running out of underwear. 

Well, what are you gonna do about it, huh? Nothing. 

- Because I'm big and you're small. - Yeah. 

- Because he's big and you're small. - Hey. 

Quit repeating everything I say. 

I was just adding emphasis, dude. 

Man, why you gotta be hating? 

Destroyer. 

Zoc? 

Water! 

- Zoc. - Hova, please, get to the grass. 

It's dangerous up here. 

But I've always wanted to see a human up close. 

I hear they're capable of speech, like us. 

They are nothing like us. 

What you gonna do about it, birds? Nothing. 

Because I'm big and you're small. 

Away, monster, or I will use my powers to destroy you. 

Powers that I have yet to perfect. Run! 

Hello. 

We mean you no harm. 

- Oh, great. - Shoe! 

Shoe! 

- Please, go in peace. - Look out! 

- Are you all right? - L... I guess he didn't hear me. 

Dennis. 

Peanut, it's time to come inside now. 

Peanut. 

I think I might have gotten through to him. 

- What do you think? - Destroyer.